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The Cleveland Devil Child, Changelings, and the Horrors of Parenthood

By Dustin Waters

C.A. Bell of the Boston Museum departed just after supper on the evening of Sunday, April 22, 1888. Bell was headed west to Cleveland in hopes of getting his hands on a new attraction to feature in the museum. Not even a month had passed since talk of this much sought-after specimen began to spread across Ohio. Bell intended to capitalize on all the fervor. But first he’d have to see if the rumors were true — who, or what, was the “Devil Child” of Cleveland?

The first reports of a demonic newborn appeared in the Cleveland Plain Dealer on March 30, 1888. The story went that a poor Polish couple in Newberg, a manufacturing suburb southeast of Cleveland, had experienced a sort of infernal delivery. The mother had not exhibited the normal signs of motherhood until late in the pregnancy and suffered great pains during delivery. She spoke in mostly garbled nonsense in between contractions. In a seeming moment of clarity, the mother asked her attending nurse for a glass of water. Upon returning to the birthing bed, the nurse was grabbed by the mother, who pleaded, “I’m afraid. Don’t leave me. Hold me.”

“Then the child — or whatever you may call it — was born. It was awful,” the nurse later told a reporter. “I supposed the child was dead. It seemed to be only a ball of flesh. But when the umbilical cord was severed, there was a flash of blue flame, a strong smell of brimstone, and when the thing touched the bed, it uncoiled.”

The child soon rushed to the breast of its mother. The doctor who handled the delivery demanded that the parents kill the child at once. When they failed to act, the child is said to have crawled to the edge of the bed, dangled its cloven hooves over the edge, and quipped, “Well, I guess not.”

Once word of the devil child spread beyond the suburbs, the Plain Dealer sent along a reporter and an artist to capture the story. Huddled in the darkness of the small family home with notebook in hand, the artist studied the child closely. 

Its sparkling eyes fixed on the artist. Their color shifted hues from green to red, but always maintained the same look of hate. 

According to this original account, “Never before was the like gleam in infant’s eye; one could almost swear this being was as old as the earth itself and that all the hate, bigotry, and cruelty of the ages were heaped together and imprisoned in those two aweful eyes. The thought at once struck the artist that if the eyes were the windows of the soul, the spiritual part of the child must be too debased for human conception.”

Beyond the callous eyes were ridges of flesh that overlapped on its brow. A small set of tusks slipped through its moist, clammy lips. Some eyewitnesses claimed the creature had a set of bat-like wings. Others say a pointed tail that extended from its spine. But everyone agreed on one particular feature: a pair of fully-formed horns jutting from the child’s skull. 

“I never would have believed it had I not actually seen it,” the reporter said as he and the artist raced away from the home. 

“It is indeed wonderful,” the artist replied. 

“If you could go again and sketch the thing in colors,” the reporter began to suggest before his comments were cut short by the artist.

“All the wealth in Cleveland could not tempt me to undertake the task,” he answered. 

As with all close communities and demonic births, rumors began to swirl as to why such an unexceptional couple might be host to a devil child. The nurse who attended to the mother during childbirth told reporters that she believed the mother was possessed of a devil that had entered the child. 

“If the evil spirit could be cast out of the mother before she gave birth to the child, I think all would have been as it should be,” the nurse said before dropping any illusions of humility or humbleness on the matter of devils. “You laugh, but you don’t understand as much about evil spirits as I do.”

One persistent rumor related to the grim birth detailed an afternoon stroll that the devil kid’s mother took during her pregnancy. Happening upon a salesman whose wares included illustrations of all the greater saints and holy persons of Christendom, the mother is said to have responded, “No, I want no saints.”

She allegedly followed this up by declaring, “I would rather have the devil in my house than St. Joseph.”

One commonality among all the explanations for why such a couple would sire a demon child is that fault lies solely with the mother. According to some, the father was a very religious man who had the misfortune of marrying “an infidel.” During the pregnancy, the couple is said to have engaged in a heated argument over religion. In her anger, the mother tore the holy pictures from the walls of their home. Many in the community saw the child’s deformities as punishment from God. 

Regardless of whichever explanation for the devil child’s origin a person latched onto, the story was incredibly popular. The edition of the Plain Dealer containing the description of the devil child was met with unprecedented sales. Those enterprising enough to purchase multiple copies were selling them for nearly ten times the paper’s original price. People from all over Ohio began to plan their trips to Newberg to see this evil newborn. In Elyria, Ohio, the story of the devil child was treated seriously by one local church leader, who cited the infernal birth as an example of “divine visitation upon a blasphemous mother.”

As is usually the case with stories such as these, the mother typically gets the blame. In response to the wild success of the tale of the devil child, a Cleveland physician is said to have contacted a reporter to share the story of his most prized specimen — a perfectly preserved body of a male child with a rat’s head and tail. 

After the doctor delivered the child, he haggled with the parents over possession of the infant’s body in the event of his death. Within two weeks, the child’s body became the property of the physician, who recounted a specific incident as the cause for the child’s deformity. 

Leading up to the child’s birth, the mother was working in the kitchen when a large wharf rat ran across the floor. As the woman attempted to flee the room in fear, she stepped on the rat, crushing it. This was enough to cause her to faint right away.

When the woman finally came to, she opened her eyes and was met with the crushed body of the rat, blood pouring from its eyes, nose, and ears. The mother attributed her accidental murder of this innocent creature as the cause for the deformities of her child. 

In the months following the first report of the devil child, an enterprising business man by the name of J.J. De Vaux began touring Ohio, New York, and Pennsylvania with what he claimed to be the body of the once-living demonic offspring. Admission was 10 cents. 

As the exhibit made the rounds, newspapers familiar with the origin of the devil child story began to claim that the entire tale was a work of fiction and the exhibit was a swindle. 

On Aug. 18, 1888, the Marion Star of Marion, Ohio, wrote, “The Star has no wish to interfere with anybody’s mode of making an honest living, but gulling the innocents as the proprietors of the devil kid exhibition are doing is not honest and we feel like saying so.”

The Star’s editor went on to liken the devil kid exhibit to a “county-fair-fraud mermaid… and the job of manufacturing doesn’t reflect any credit upon the skill of the workman who did it.”

After the devil child exhibit finished a weeklong stint in Kansas City in December 1888, the Kansas City Star called the show a complete fraud. According to the report, the “embalmed child” was actually made out of paper mache, the handiwork of a Detriot man who crafts orders for “dead Aztecs, Egyptian mummies, cave dwellers, and devil children.”

By this point, the devil child exhibit had moved out west of the Mississippi, but its effects were still being felt in Ohio. Even though almost a year had passed since claims of an evil infant were first reported, residents of Newberg were still plagued by fanatics calling for blood. As the initial story was translated into other languages, portions of local immigrant communities were thrown into a panic. A mob crowded around the home of Fred Gillman, who was suspected of housing a demonic infant. They wanted a child sacrifice. For the next several days, three police officers were stationed around the Gillman home in order to protect the family from any new witch hunts.  

Even near the turn of the century, stories such as these were nothing new. The legend of “changelings” dates back centuries. Originally, the claim was that fairies would snatch a newborn human child and replace it with one of their own. Under the lens of Christianity, fairy cradle-robbers were replaced by demonic possession. The common thread is that these legends all served a single purpose: providing an explanation for parents as to why their child was not like the others.

“We all want explanations for happenings that fall outside of our control, especially those that have a direct bearing on our welfare. It is only natural that our forebears wanted to know why some children fail to develop normally, and what our responsibilities are toward these handicapped individuals,” writes folklorist and Professor Emeritus at the University of Pittsburgh D.L. Ashliman. “These accounts — which, unlike most fantasy tales, were actually widely believed — suggest that a physically or mentally abnormal child is very likely not the human parents’ offspring at all, but rather a changeling — a creature begotten by some supernatural being and then secretly exchanged for the rightful child.”

One positive aspect of the changeling myth is that it guaranteed new mothers with respite from their usual chores as they recovered from childbirth. Some versions of the legend insisted that mothers keep constant watch over their newborns for the first six weeks after they are born, as this is the period when fairies or some other supernatural entities are most likely to take the child. Unfortunately, this is one of the few upsides of adhering to such superstitions. 

In many cases, the changeling myth was used as justification to abuse and neglect children with undiagnosed or misunderstood conditions. In some cases, even murder was the prescribed solution. According to Ashliman, Protestant reformer Martin Luther believed that “Satan was responsible for the malformed children known as changelings, and that such satanic child exchanges occurred frequently. In Luther’s theological view, a changeling was a child of the devil without a human soul, ‘only a piece of flesh.’ This view made it easy to justify almost any abuse of an unfortunate child thought to be a changeling, including the ultimate mistreatment: infanticide. Luther himself had no reservations about putting such children to death.”   

Almost a decade after the story of the devil child of Cleveland first hit newsstands, locals continued to keep the tale alive. In 1896, the Salem Daily News of Salem, Ohio, reported, “The people of Cleveland are again stirred up over a devil kid. When the newspaper of that town can’t quarrel any longer, someone of them publishes a story about the birth of a devil kid. Cleveland furnishes a fine field for rural journalism.”

But around the same time that the people of Cleveland were reviving the well-worn story of a malformed child of Satan, a couple in a small milltown in the most northwest corner of Georgia was experiencing a very real nightmare of their own. There was no fanfare. No artists’ renderings. No traveling exhibits. Their story didn’t even make the front page. Just a small blurb buried inside the June 8, 1896, edition of the Atlanta Constitution under the headline “A Human Freak.”

“Near Echols’ mill in Chattooga County, the wife of Dr. Jim Ballenger gave birth to a child that had four legs, four arms, four eyes, and three ears. It lived a couple of hours.”

For the Ballengers, the honest fear of growing something unspeakable and unfortunate inside you was realized. And for a couple of hours, they experienced the closest thing to hell that any new parents can imagine. Because hell isn’t always an eternity. Sometimes it’s just a few moments that stick with you forever. Sometimes horror is what you’ve lived through, what you’ve created. Sometimes horror is your legacy. 

The Loneliest Man in the World: Hunh, There’s a Moth in My Apartment

By The Loneliest Man in the World

Well, how about that. At first I thought it was a fluttering leaf or one of those floaters you see when you rub your eyes too hard. But there’s a moth in my apartment. Neato.

I was hoping it might be one of those really big lunar moths. They’re beauts. But it turned out to just be a littler, other type of moth. Whatever they’re called. I was about to grab my phone and snap a pic to post online, but my 33 Facebook friends probably wouldn’t be too interested. They’re mostly just my dentist office friend group. Suit yourself, moth.

Get lost on the way to the, ummm, woods or something, little buddy,” I call out into my empty apartment where the posters are frameless and tacked to the wall. 

After about an hour of watching my new roommate bang violently into a lampshade, I decided to turn off all the lights in my apartment except for the television. A lot of people don’t count the TV as a light source, but I like to conserve energy. Anyway, it’s just me. Who am I trying to impress?

Hour Five

It seems the ol’ moth and I are both keen on binging Firefly. No shame in that. Am I right?

As we reach the halfway mark for the series, I decide to sneak away for a bathroom break. I leave the door open so I can keep an eye on my new roommate. It’s weird. Living alone, I’ve never had to consider closing the bathroom door while I go.

I guess you don’t know what barriers exist until they present themselves. I guess you don’t know you need them, or don’t, until they’re presented. I guess we’ve broken down that boundary in our relationship, moth. 

Squad goals, right?

Hour Ten

After realizing that the moth had taken a shine to the clump of dirty laundry that serves as a mainstay/blanket on my living room floor, I’ve piled all of my woolens in that general vicinity as a sort of welcome. He doesn’t immediately go for the clothes, but I’m sure it’s just a matter of time before a moth gets hungry.

Eat up, buddy. You need it more than I do.”

Hour 15

After staying up all night, I decided to call in sick to work. They didn’t sound too concerned, but I know they can’t last too long without me. Who else is going to sort all of the paint swatches if I’m not there? Cool to warm, I always say. Dark to light.

Not that they listen. 

I hear the familiar creak of the floorboards as my heavy-footed mail carrier approaches the door. Same time as always. Except those lonesome Sundays. 

Mail carriers these days, they’re always on the phone with someone. Who? Who is always there for them?

Best let him know that there’s a new resident at the Chez Jerry, right buddy?” I call out to my new dusty-winged pal.

With a tattered terrycloth bathrobe hastily pulled around my midsection, I whip open my front door as the mailman attempts to quietly pass the day’s correspondence through the slot.

What’s up, my man?” I shout in a wild-eyed fervor. “Good news, I hope.”

The mailman, a tan 24-year-old with earphone cables running into his pocketed cellphone, rights himself from a crouch and responds, “Yeah, I’m gonna have to let you go” before ending his current call. “How are you today, sir?”

Oh, I’m good, but as you can see I’ve got a full house,” I respond before wildly gesturing to the moth in the opposite corner of the apartment.

Oh. Right. Yeah,” the mailman answers before crouching down once again to place the letters at the threshold of my home and slowly backing away.

I watch with a smile as he disappears downstairs, wishing, as always, that he’d stay longer to chat. Gabbing on the phone his entire route. He must need someone to talk to. Like, really talk to.

Checking the mail, I find nothing but offers for more magazine subscriptions. It’ll take me hours to respond to all of these individually, but at least I can try out my new stationary.

Stepping back into my apartment and pulling the door behind me, I toss the day’s correspondence onto the woolen nest that has become my makeshift bed. Perhaps if I rest there long enough, I’ll emerge as one of you, little moth. Your grace will be mine. With your wings, I’ll rise above it all.

Watching you flutter toward the sunlight creeping through the window blind, I take a seat among the dirty pile of towels and sweaters situated in the floor. Ripping apart the day’s mail, I run my tongue across every sheet of paper inside until they are wet enough to plaster against my frame. I am building a cocoon. I am becoming. I will moth myself, as you surely must have, oh so many seasons ago.

You are drawn to the brightness, moth brother, but you have shown me the light. Please await my rebirth. I don’t know the way.

Pivot to Video: The Hopeless Nonsense of a Newspaper’s YouTube Channel

Macon, Ga

By Dustin Waters

As with all great beginnings, we’ll start at home – Macon, Ga.

Positioned in the heart of the Peach State, where the rolling hills of the Piedmont Plateau give way to flat plains, the rivers there run fast and everything remains just off-kilter.

Perhaps for good reason, Macon has been referred to as the “Little Detroit of the South.” My grandmother once told me to ignore stop signs because teenagers had started throwing cinderblocks through the windshields of waiting cars. This means that she weighed the dangers of speeding through every intersection in town and decided that was less of a risk than occasionally stopping and having adolescents hurl concrete into the car.

To better demonstrate the city’s unique charms, I offer up the YouTube channel of the local paper of record, the Macon Telegraph, which by accident has perfectly showcased the grim absurdity of the city.

Apart from the steady stream of sports videos, you’ll find titles that read like a mix of writing prompts for a Southern Gothic writers workshop and drunken, late-night tweets that won’t make sense the next morning. These include “Road safety advocate hit by car,” “Despite her heart, kidney problems, she says, ‘God is so good,’” and “This Is A Test Im Learning Videolicious.”

In case you’re wondering, “This Is A Test Im Learning Videolicious” depicts a sign being installed at a new hotdog restaurant, while a partially audible voice in the background describes – I don’t know – something, I guess. As with most videos on the channel, zero context is provided, but this is probably for the best.

Like a small-town version of Mondo Cane or compilations of Russian dashcam footage, these videos work best when viewed simply as brief windows into a world that never tried to make sense. This is a place where snippets titled “Man says cops told him to decapitate dog or go to jail” exist alongside “Lynyrd Skynyrd bought Greg Allman flowers,” and it’s business as usual. As a public service, I’ve combed through the best that the Macon Telegraph YouTube channel has to offer. Here is what I found.

The Enigma of Ben and Smokey

Many videos on the Macon Telegraph channel come across as what someone with a head wound would see as they briefly lapsed in and out of consciousness. As an example, I present “Ben and Smokey play fetch.”

http://https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylzSE-pTIKk&t

 

Clocking in at one minute and 12 seconds and earning around a dozen views – most of which are me – “Ben and Smokey play fetch” showcases what appears to be a young boy in the grips of mono playing with a house cat. The couchridden young man, inexplicably wrapped in a Philadelphia Phillies blanket, lays on his side with an unwakable dog resting at the crook of his leg. He repeatedly tosses a small piece of fabric, which is fetched by an eager cat.

A disinterested adult – their face just out of frame – sits nearby with a laptop. No explanation is provided. The young man – who briefly checks his phone with the concern of a dead man winding his watch – is never named, but hopefully he is the titular Ben. Otherwise, we have just glimpsed inside the home of a family who named their son “Smokey” and their cat “Ben.” This is not beyond the realm of possibility.

Regardless, this video could be titled “This is what you wake up to after oversleeping at your friend’s slumber party” and it would make just as much sense.

The Pigs are Missing

Like a fire safety announcement written by Flannery O’Connor, our next video is titled “Pigs may have kicked over heat lamps.”

A true masterclass in suspense, the first thing you notice when the video begins is that the aforementioned pigs and heat lamps are nowhere to be seen. Instead, they’ve been replaced with Middle Georgia Fire Chief Lee Parker explaining that there was a late-night blaze at the Future Farmers of America pig barn. He delivers the news while standing in front of a completely demolished structure.

http://https://youtu.be/IcMt6pXr3r0

The footage then fades into a shot of Parker and his fellow inspectors surveying the remains of the pig barn. As if staged by Alfred Hitchcock in his prime, we still don’t know about the fate of the pigs, raised and cared for by a group of diligent future farmers. Surely the world wouldn’t be so cruel as to derail them on their way to show.

Jesus Christ, what happened to the pigs?” you scream at the monitor, each second bringing you further and further away from the prospect of a happy ending. “Are the pigs OK?”

No. They are not.

The fire chief, his comments trailing off as the audio fades out, says that representatives from the Board of Education came in after the fire was doused to deal with the dead pigs. So ends the most expertly paced porcine tragedy ever committed to film.

Hell is Hot and Full of People

As temperatures rose in the summer of 2016, one supremely unimaginative Macon Telegraph reporter decided to stalk the downtown streets, accosting locals with one unnecessary question. So goes the premise of “Hot enough for ya?”

http://https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o88adO97An0

For more than a minute and a half, the nameless newsman confronts everyone in his path with this sole questions, which he asks with an almost sadistic glee. His first victim responds with a friendly smile. This man is just happy to be able to wear shorts on his day off. Others were not so keen on such simple pleasures.

As the video continues, the responses go from curt yeses to honest admissions that it has now become too hot. Eagle-eyed viewers may notice the Macon Telegraph headquarters in the background of some shots, revealing the sole link between a number of the channel’s videos: Often the reporters simply step outside of their office and film whatever they see.

Drunk off the suffering of his fellow man, the unnamed reporter fears wandering too far from the safety of his newsroom. Fortunately for him, there is always enough human misery within sight to slake his thirst.

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

Bandit steals human hair, leaves cash” depicts a post-apocalyptic reality where traditional currency has given way to extensions. Or a city where most of the banks have been transformed into drive-thru liquor stores. Either scenario is accurate.

http://https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhMROyFOPwo

In the video, we hear from Lt. Randy Gonzalez as he stands outside the active crime scene that is the All Virgin Strands Glam Bar. Sandwiched between a pawn shop and a Chuck E. Cheese’s, the Glam Bar was subject to an attack from a masked burglar who had enough foresight to recognize that all empires crumble and with them, their official currency. The only constant is vanity and humanity’s endless pursuit for those virgin strands.

An ‘A’ for Apathy

With the city’s smartest pigs dead, temperatures rising, and money replaced by hair, the Macon Telegraph best captured the sense of hopeless in the community with a bit of pre-election coverage. Speaking solely with residents of Hillary Place and Donald Avenue, the Telegraph first found Sheila Merriweather. With her eyes spread wide and her mail in hand, the 59-year-old confidently stated that no one on Donald Avenue would be voting for “Donald Trunk.”

http://https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dpSXUd2Sis

We then meet Deborah Wynn, also 59, who feared the backslide that America would experience if Trump was elected president. Judging from voice alone, this video was also filmed by the same reporter who brought us “Hot enough for ya?” His dogged pursuit for the truth knows no bounds.

Moving beyond any issues that may be in some way deemed “political” or “related to anything of significance,” the reporter asks Wynn if she recognizes the potential irony of she – a resident of Donald Avenue – casting her vote for Hillary Clinton. Wynn then shares a poignant story of being accosted at the doctor’s office by a Trump supporter who demanded she remove the Hillary pin she wears every day.

Looking up from her puzzle book, Wynn stood firm against the fellow patient until the stranger was forced to back down by others in the waiting room. “Lady please,” is right, Mrs. Wynn.

Over on Hillary Place, we meet Carey Bridges, age 30. Asked what he thinks of Clinton, Bridges shares his honest and incredibly sexist opinion. He doesn’t believe a woman can serve as president. But what of the alternative?

Nodding to himself, a smile peels across Bridges’ face when he is asked for his thoughts on Trump.

Bag of shhhh,” he says, stopping himself from swearing on camera. “Bag of poop.”

But then Bridges reveals his true feelings about the election – and about the world in which he lives. This is a place where exhausted children are filmed as they play with cats, prize pigs burn in the winter, and each year is hotter than the last. For Bridges and many others, this is a hopeless place. And he is merely an observer.

It don’t matter who make it,” Bridges says, “It won’t make a difference, man.”